Top 10 Recruiter Questions

Posted this as a joke in a W/S thread. Hopefully a few folks will get a chuckle out of this......


Here is my Top 10 list of the most important question folks should ask any recruiter before signing on.


1.How much chrome is on your standard truck?

2.Does the company supply 3,497 chicken lights, or is the driver responsible?

3.Do I have to furnish my own "snarling teeth" for over the grille?

4.Does the CB come with company supplied echo function?

5.Are trucks "castrated", or will I be able to turn "triple digits", even in truckstop parking lots?

6.Do us retired NavySeals, Army Rangers,Blue Angels, and Special Op vets get extra starting pay? (even if we've somehow managed to put on 210 lbs and lose all but 4 teeth since our "super secret deployments")

7.Does the company supply a belt buckle the size of an average trash can lid,or Do I have to supply my own? (This also applies to Pointy Cowboy boots, a cowboy hat,stained sweat pants and wife beater t-shirt, and a chain driven wallet)

8.Will the company pre program the US Marshalls on speed dial for us on our cell phones?

9.Will the company airbrush 'I've Driven More Miles In Reverse Than You Have Forward" on the back of the sleeper for me?

10. Will truck come equipped with a locomotive air horn and extra loud engine retarder?

 

Good post. But, I have some concerns RE information you shared in question 6, and the question you posed in question 7. to wit: (or 1/2 wit as the case may be. . .)

If you have put on another 210 lbs since your "SS Dep." you will want to be careful of that big belt buckle. Perhaps you should ware a girdle if you are going to wear that buckle. You don't need to give yourself a hernia on your overlapping stomach. . .

Maybe you need to ask if the company will furnish the girdle for you????

 

All funny except #6. Don't know why you'd disrespect the men and women who served our country like that.

 

Don't think he's disrespecting the ones who actuall served but the ones who lie and said they did. There's a bunch of them out here like that.

 

If you didnt get it. You deserve to be offended

 

Wish I would have had that list a few months ago....

 

Thanks Panhandle. You've answered for me. I would never in a million years mean any disrespect to any person who actually served.Just got a big problem with the ones whom spew obvious ######## by saying they did when it's pretty obvious they didnt!

 

Will my monkey made antennas already be tilted forward, or will I need to bring my own tools to do this myself?

 

show me your DD214

 

Good one!! Keep 'em coming folks,laughs are too few and far between these dyas...