Training at Werner

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  1. Capt'n Crunch

    Capt'n Crunch Bobtail Member

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    I wen to truk driveng school 2.5 monthds ago and finishd and got hired on with werjner . i thought i had be gotten on wit the best trucking companies out dere they sayt hey pay me 22 cent for every mile i drive and thought chyea man i be making some money now. i used to werk at mic donalds flipin burgers but could not make no moneyy so werjner soundin good to me. i gots a treiner named billy bob. that wer his nik name. he reel name wer Bobby. he say he weighted 305 lbs and this dude was so smelley and stinky., he teeths wer yellow and brown this man used to yeall at me evrtytime i would run off the road, tdey didnt tell me i wer not supsose to text and drive, sometimes i would run off teh sholder of the intrerstates and billy bob would yell and skeem and cuss at me. this mofo would be snoire so loud wen he sleepted. i never had no sleep at all. he would even shoot out dees loud nasty farts while he sleeped. i am so glad to hav mi own truck now so i can drive the away i wants to and not hav to listento his fat tail snore all nites and smell his nastry farts
     
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    bigdogpile Road Train Member

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    Geez, At least you went to "truk driveng"school. Maybe high school would of helped out your prospects for your future..Did he yell at you everytime you wrote a sentence ? This is what's behind the wheel.....
     
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    rocknroll nik High Risk Load Member

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    this has got to be joke.......right:biggrin_25524:
     
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    I'd get mad at anybody texting behind the wheel.
     
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    formertaxidriver Heavy Load Member

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    Ya think?:biggrin_25515:
     
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    Fer shure. Should be in the joke section.
     
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    haha that's a pretty funny story:biggrin_25523:
     
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    Uh..maybe you should go back to elementary school and retake two little subjects called spelling and grammar. And this "tdey didnt tell me i wer not supsose to text and drive" I don't know what rock you've been living under the past few years, but I'll give you some advice. It's illegal in some states with stiff fines. If I remember right, there's also a $2,750.00 FEDERAL fine. Don't do it.
     
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    Thank you for your inspirational and compelling story about your trainer with Werner. Glad to hear it's working out for you.
     
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    THATS IS SUM OF THE FUNNIEST STUFFS I HAVE EVER READ IN MINES LIVES:biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559:
     
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