Injun...a Mentor/Trainer?!?

Discussion in 'Swift' started by Injun, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Injun

    Injun Road Train Member

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    The question seems to be cropping up frequently in recent days.

    How can I say it, let me count the ways: Nein. Nyet. Iie. Non. No. No. And no.

    As I was explaining to one of our members last night, I have an extreme case of chronic Hermititis Solitudinosis. The main symptom is very similar to acute Cabin Fever. In order to prevent detrimental affects to innocent people who only want to learn Swift's methods, assure the welfare of those sharing the highways with me and protect the environment by avoiding the placement of numerous unmarked gravesites, the upper bunk has been removed from my truck.

    Additionally, this truck is equipped with one Canis canis (domesticus) and is considered to be essential to the operator of the vehicle at this time. Since placement of a company person on this truck would necessitate the extrication and removal of said Basenji-us doggus and in the process, break his little heart, such placement is not possible.

    But I will be happy to help where I can.
     
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  3. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    Well said lady. I would not have ever been able to handle being a trainer either. I respect those that do have the patience for it, but I'd have been creating unmarked graves as well. :biggrin_2559:
     
  4. rocknsand

    rocknsand Medium Load Member

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    Guess thats no then, eh????:biggrin_2559:
     
  5. xlsdraw

    xlsdraw Road Train Member

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    Come on "Mama Swift". You'd be a great trainer. With your rep, the trainees would be lined up around the corner to ride with ya. :yes2557:
     
  6. JustSonny

    JustSonny Big Dummy

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    Ya know, Injun, if you thpoke with a lithp your thirt would be thoaked in the front!:biggrin_2559:
     
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  7. doubledragon5

    doubledragon5 Road Train Member

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    Question for ya lilbit. What is patience? last I looked I still can not find any. :biggrin_25519:
     
  8. Texas-Nana

    Texas-Nana Princess Drives-a-Lot

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    So this means you'll be my mentor?
     
  9. rocknroll nik

    rocknroll nik High Risk Load Member

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    Patience isn't a what it's a WHO?:biggrin_2559:
     
  10. doubledragon5

    doubledragon5 Road Train Member

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    Still can't find who:biggrin_2559:
     
  11. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    I don't know. I'm still looking for some myself. :biggrin_2559:
     
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