Con-Way Truckload Drivers: What's Your 20? (2014 edition)

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  1. lowgear14

    lowgear14 Medium Load Member

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    They beat the Pats today. Fins came back in the 2nd half and won the game.
     
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    CargoWahgo Road Train Member

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    Pulled in corning Arkansas pizza hut

    (Paul's favorite route)

    Got the most pathetic overcooked air pocket pizza you have ever seen.

    Left with three mediums instead of my one large for $6 lol.

    This spit.....is.....delicious.

    Mmmmmm......

    Anyone wanna slice?

    Truck stop hobos gonna love me tomorrow.
     
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    CargoWahgo Road Train Member

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    Moral of story.

    Always open box and look at the cashier.

    ....I didn't even have to say anything.

    She knew she was busted.
     
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  4. paul_4lp

    paul_4lp Road Train Member

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    Your gonna miss me whem im gone lol!
     
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    CargoWahgo Road Train Member

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    But I'll carry on

    And I'll be smiling

    Knowing you didn't feel no pain.

    Peanut butter jelly

    Peanut butter jelly

    Peanut butter jelly & a baseball bat.



    Effingham Illinois.

    Tell Mr million miles to get his butt out of the illegal corner spot (3past line) -.- cmon guy. Lots of spots at 130 am on a Sunday.

    Prob 10-15.

    Nice!
     
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    I got a joke for you possibly 2.


    Q: What do you call a 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A: A good start.



    Q: Why does basketball players make lousy lovers?

    A: Because they dribble, before they shoot.
     
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    CargoWahgo Road Train Member

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    Held back my boos from the last low gear joke.


    But this time.....

    BOooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    double yellow Road Train Member

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    Bull riders do it in 8 seconds


    Hey I'm not too fast -- you're too slow!
     
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    Hey now, lay off my 'Phins, we did rally and beat the Pats lol
     
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    Sorry but the fins are like a 8 sec erection .... You get all excited then they let you down !

    That said .....I'm glad the beat up Brady !
    And I'm Bostonian lol !
     
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