This 1 is titled "Where's the Bathroom?" A year PRIOR to the Philly Story- I was Loading at a Refractory Plant in New Castle,Delaware on Terminal ave. I was Standing on the Dock watching the forklift go in n out..Getting Really Bored, I asked "wheres the Bathroom to the forklift Driver- He directed me through a set of Doors- As I walked through the Door-There was a Shower room- Then the Toilet Room- A Bunch of employees were taking Showers before they went home- No Big Deal- I did my business then returned to the loading dock..... not more than Five minutes go by..I see a Schneider national truck pull onto the property- Out Comes a middle-aged woman 40-ish..Speed walking to the dock- As she approached- I said "Hi,How you doing?" She replied "Whers the Bathroom" In a Tone Sounding Like Crusty the clown from the simpsons or Better Yet an All night Drunken binge on New years eve... I was startled, I actually Jumped Backwards...Then I said........"Ma'am,Its through that door" Not more than 10 seconds go by after she entered I hear a Bunch of Black Guys Screaming Bloody Murder.... My Knees Grew weak as I fell to the Floor
I wouldn't know... I have never been to a truck stop. I'm actually kinda afraid to go because of the stories I've heard .
No free coffee these days. Free shower can get, but no free coffee. I still don't pay for it because I can play their games better than they can. Make a game out of it to get away from the boredom for awhile. They have their local village idiot peeping around guarding the coffee so I flip a piece of gravel so that it lands behind him and hits the window or something. While he's spinning around looking for what the noise was, I calmly walk out with my free coffee. I can afford the coffee, but I like the entertainment involved with outsmarting the village idiot, which isn't very challenging.