Ferret has something he wants me to tell you....

Got pulled away to Skype with my asawa.

The California central valley aquifer is losing about one Lake Powell of water every year due to over consumption and the drought, but SNI is still watering the weeds at French Camp and has a sprinkler leak on Valley View at Fontana that floods the gutter toward Almond everyday; huge waste of a very scarce resource and no one in management gives a ####e...

Sometimes it feels like Green Bay is run by dropouts from clown school...those who didn't make the cut for acceptance into clown school in the first place are responsible for the design of Navigo. Those who couldn't fill out the application for clown school became box planners and those who are simply too afraid of clowns to consider that as an option are now inputting metrics for our fuel solutions.
The circuses loss is our bane.

Time for a frosty adult beverage.

 

You had me at "Mount him at the gates"
I doubt Colonel Kurtz would send him to Indy.

 

Almost t-boned by a Swifty riding low in the seat so he didn't notice I was already in the number one lane that he was making an illegal left turn in to...laid on the horn and he didn't even slow down...I swerved, he never missed a gear and kept rolling unperturbed.
I might have just missed my opportunity to retire and enjoy beach life with a 7 figure settlement.

What is so cool about sitting low and being nose level with the side glass?
I should add that he was using his CB when he invaded my lane.

 

A 100%, drop the mic post.

Trust smart people to make smart observations; and keep it funny.

 

This might have an overload of T.M.I., but if you're reading my post you have, by now, figured out that I tend to run up the down staircase...

I'm in Reno to pay an Asian man, whom I have never met, a few hundred dollars to drug me and stick things where the sun don't shine; I do hope he washes his hands vigorously and often. He promises to take pictures, I pray they don't end up on the Internet. I have to prepare for this adventure by consuming a liquid diet that avoids coffee and beer...what kind of sick and twisted procedure is this where the two number one drinks of choice for all those doing the heavy lifting of society have to be eliminated? Speaking of eliminating...T.M.I.?

Down to 6 weeks until my one year anniversary. Many options are starting to reveal themselves...to be honest, I want more money pm but I have to maintain the gross I am accustomed to.
I have talked to drivers who started a few months after I did and who are making the same as I am and they we're offered a bigger sign on bonus then I was. Frankly, one of those I spoke with is a jackanape who already has a speeding ticket, a preventable and a few HOS violations. If I leave for 3 months I could come back at a higher rate then if I stay and I would be given a 5000$ bonus. That makes no sense but I might make a short move just to pass the 3 months; drive for half the time and vacation the other half...? Maybe, why not?