Hi, I'm Snazzy and I'm Trucker

I can't possibly wait to find out!

 

Well, good guesses Bull, Joel, Ducks, but no cigar ! Yep, a real nail biter and a Snazzy suspense. Let's find out as Life Goes On.

The phone answered on the first ring, I said my password, " This is Barney Goose <.), I'm at check point one."

The phone, " Roger that Barney Goose. Are the Geese in the Southern sky ?"

I read back my reply, " Geese are flying West, I repeat Geese are flying West! "

The phone, " I copy that ! Proceed to checkpoint two and be careful your not being followed. We had reports that S.M.'s are desperate ! New York has had two drivers injured ! May God be with you! "


I hung up and found BB attempting to pick the lock," BB ! Leave that padlock alone ! "

BB dropped his paperclip, " Barney ! I could hear them talking inside that trailer ! Someone is in there ! Listen ! "

We both placed our ears against the trailer's door. We were facing each other and listening. Two drivers walked past us.

One driver said to the other, " Dang perferts ! Out here kissing in the parkinglot. They make me sick ! "

I stood quickly, " BB this is nuts ! I don't hear anything. Just go on in and get a bite. I'll watch our loads and go in when you finish. "

BB headed into the greasy spoon and I sat down in Maxine. I kept trying to figure out what in the world we were hauling. Let's see, something called C.P.D. and some group known as S.M.'s. We're headed West and I'm not even sure where to. It's late November 1989, so it's not an April Fools joke. Hmmm! It's not placarded as hazardous, so it's not flamable, corrosive, or explosive. Hmm! It's not refrigerated, because it's in a dry van. What the heck is it ? I finally gave up and mind voices did too. BB came out and I got a bite to eat. We set sail again and drove into the night. Our second stop designated was an Independant Truskstop in Arizona. We arrived just as the red ball rose. There was plenty of swing in parking, so my backing skills weren't needed. That was relief, because as we all know, I couldn't back up to save my life. So, BB stood watch, as I dropped in the coins.

The phone picked up, " This is Barney Goose <.) We're at checkpoint number 2 and my eyes are blue. "

The phone answered, " Blue eyes are the Geese flying East ? "

I replied, " Geese are asleep, repeat Geese are asleep ! "

The phone, " We've had a report of S.M.'s swarming near drop point ! Keep a close lookout ! One S.M. attemtpted to force entry on moving trailer. They are getting desperate ! Agent will contact you by land line. Stay near public address system. Be alert ! Take no chances ! Be on guard ! Your our only hope ! "

I hung up the phone and sat down in the restruant. My ears were peeled for that inportant call. BB came in and attacked the buffet. BB ! What the hell ! Geez ! No one is watching our loads ! Great Scott !

Let's break, Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Oh-Em-Gee, Snazzy! This load didn't originate in the City of Idiots, did it? You could be hauling the entire City Police Department with the State Militia (from County of Confusion) hot on their trail...

 

Hanging on here in suspense..............

 

LOL Ducks!!!

 

Mornin', 'Tude! Nothing like a cup of java and a little Snazzy to start the day, eh?

 

You got it!! Just wish the story lasted longer.........

 

Nukes???????