How to tell if you are a supertrucker! feel free to come up with some signs

You whip by everyone on a snowy/slick road at 75MPH... Empty.

 

Hey, that's not fair! I'm from Nashville so I've been wearing boots since I was a kid!

 

During your last physical your Dr. suggested to try putting some blood back into your vains that are full of coffee.

 

You can pee in a gallon jug while going down the road...and not spill a drop!

 

Your shirt is 2 sizes to small, your pants hold on to your hip and show your crack and you didn't wipe good. Your belly sticks out farther then your dickeydoo. And you fool yourself into believing that your a stud and any girl wants you, that your not paying!!!

 

dang....i'm almost all of those. but tell me what difference does it make pee'ing in a milk jug or a jar and tossing it out, or pulling off on an off/on ramp and conducting a 'cat-walk check' ?? They BOTH are wrong, and anyone with an ouce of brain knows it belongs in a toilet. that being said, i take windshield washing bottles to use. Then i'll stop at a truck stop, take it in, in a small dufflebag, and empty it in the restroom. pretty easy. but sometimes when you're at a shipper, and they dont have facilities for drivers and you NEED to go.....you kinda have no choice. But to use a bottle when your fat lazy ### dont want to walk the 50 yards to the truck stop......that is uncalled for.

 

totally left this out....but this is how you can tell who the super truckers are.

If they've spent more money on their CB radio than they've ever given their kids for christmas.

The ones who use the 'talkback' and have it cranked up so it sounds like they are talking in the shower and cant hear a word they say. and/or use the 'roger beep'. Those are the drivers who obviously were raised in a divorced family, and nobody paid much attention to them as a child, so they're making up for it over the CB.

or maybe its because the driver wants to sound like they've got a 'big radio'? What was it Freud said about male's preoccupation with 'size' ?

 

Speaking of peeing on the shoulder etc.... I saw a guy pulled over on a ramp today at my exit standing on his catwalk taking a leak. There was a truckstop at the same exit 50 yards off the ramp.

 

Guys that swear over the CB non stop are ALL SUPER TRUCKERS!!!

 

Any driver who went to the Dootson School of Trucking.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs5gsUHpbGk