"I had a newbie ask me this one day.....and my jaw dropped!"

I can get a car any day of the week but..........chicas?

 

I'd rather have a hot car, than a hot chica, anyway. Cars are way more reliable. And won't leave you for that idiot down the road driving the lexus convertible. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

 

With a nice bike the chica can go down the street as there will be another one who wants to hang on for a short ride waiting!

 

My bad,I didn't see the pack of pin-wheels on the dash...sorry.

 

Yeah,but something tells me you won't be needing them....just a gut feeling I have.

 

Ahhhhh,Technology,we have a bright future ahead.

 

I had a trainer who kept trying to tell me you absolutely HAD to show a break every 5 hours back when that was the split, he and I got in a big fight over it and the safety dept didn't help when they said "well we really don't like to see you drive more than 5 hours without a break". Overheard alot of trainers at same company when i went back to clease teaching their students the same with 8 and 2. Co-driver with same company had been told by his trainer the ONLY way you got hours back was a 34 hr restart, so every 7 days we were sitting. Another friend after being a mechanic for big blue wanted to drive and was never told about axle weights in his schooling or otr with trainer. He found out when he got popped in MO. We'd have alot less noobs if they weren't putting the same noobs in the trainers seat. (not that my first trainer was an idiot, we're still friends, just that this company didn't bother to make sure trainers understood logging 100% Split still confuses the hell outta me tho I have a better understanding of it than most I won't use it)

 

What was the topic again?

Oh yeah; worthwhile chicas are harder to find than worthwhile cars. Also the cars can be fixed if found to be defective, the chicas cannot.

 

Went into work on a rotten day during a big Nor'Easter,I told my supervisor that I couldn't drive because my snow endorsement needed to be renewed.

 

Bleached Blonde, Big Boobs, No Brains!