I sued them and that was president Steve Irwin was stealing my wages and I got disabled

I love those nurse-in-high-heels Halloween costumes, but I can’t get the wife to wear them, nor the French maid in fishnet stockings, nor the sexy witch costume.

She says she feels ridiculous in them...as I stand there in my crotchless Batman costume feeling a little AWKWARRRRRD!

 

You really 'are' bored, w/another month to go. Have a 'datenight' at home, and do 'dressup' . . take it from an ole' guy. It's fun~! (Have steak&/or lobster delivered, or pre'cook...and the wine, of course.. )

 

One time I did get her to put on a fishnet body stocking that I bought on Amazon for $15, but the way the feet were knitted, it made her look like Gumby. She did indeed look ridiculous. So, I ripped them off her.

 

Well, that's half the fun there, anyway~! Go, BRO~!!!

 

So, from what I gather, the OP sued somebody, that may or may not have been The Crocodile Hunter (who was apparently president at the time, and stole the OP’s earnings), which caused the OP to become disabled. He then took Our Heavenly Father to court, and Won! Which we should all know, because it was then published by a Mr. Lester Krasno (of the Pennsylvania Krasnos). And some insurance company went belly up.

If memory serves, I recall from my youth that this is the grandest prize a man could ever be awarded. I sure hope the OP got one.

 

Pie is good. But have you tried those dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets? A plate of them and your living the good life!

 

I think you got it! But you left out the part that the one judge was a Leadbetter.....

 

I to like Pie.

Sing it with me everyone...especially @G13Tomcat. The people clamor for a duet.

Let us sing of pie...an not just any pie, but...


Guns N Roses is releasing new music...

Sweet Pie of Mine

The new album is Welcome to the Bakery.

Now with all this, an God in a wrestling match...perhaps @MericanMade will not be so bored.

Sirscrapntruckalot - Tip your waitress, any complaints, blame the guys above me. Their a tough act to follow.

PS - Especially the pancake bunny...how can you beat that?!

 

Go through the agony and fire of a trial and bring down the giants in battle royal with words, law and everything in between down to the adnauseum details.

And what then does the OP do? Blater two sentences about celebrating disability.

Come on now.

If OP was so flush with victory, he or she would have typed out the whole story and retold it again in stunning detail.

But no. Nothing.

If I was to trip over the Big Haul Express Doorstep at the main office and knock a knot into my nogging at the dispatch countertop... I can too go through the hellfire of a 10 year plus court suit against the Big Haul and own all of them lock stock and barrel.

Pay me. Get to work, all of you. muchahaha.

But no. Life is not like that. Its taxes, old age and lawyer fees among other things. Hollow those winnings out to maybe a steak dinner with a bit of wine (On the cheap 2020 bottle...)