Should I brave the Flying J for a free slice of pizza?

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  1. Canned Spam

    Canned Spam Road Train Member

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  3. G.Anthony

    G.Anthony Road Train Member

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    i would strongly suggest (but you can do as you wish), to put on the proper attire, and THEN walk inside for your free slice of 2 day old, heated, and re-re-heated pizza.

    i do believe however, that if you enter the establishment naked, you may very well get a fresh slice, and some winks from the gay truckers.
     
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  4. MidWest_MacDaddy

    MidWest_MacDaddy Road Train Member

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    Guess I will risk it for lunch today.
    Thanks for the link.
     
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    Canned Spam Road Train Member

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    In addition to everything else, you saying I might be able to add ' tent-making' to the resume if I walk in there peeled open raw like a stark-naked bald cat?
     
  6. lots of character

    lots of character Road Train Member

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    Arrest report for proof or it never happened :p
     
  7. stevez57305

    stevez57305 Medium Load Member

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    ####... waiting on a load and came across this thread and im just dying over hear:laughing5:
     
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  8. truckon

    truckon Swamp Thing

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    Dying? Did you just eat a slice? Or a whole pizza?
     
  9. j76ny

    j76ny Light Load Member

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    I'd say go for it. As long as you have preplanned all the available toilet stops along the next 100 miles of your route, you should be golden.
     
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  11. Canned Spam

    Canned Spam Road Train Member

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    Seems uncalled for....reminds me of why I dropped that one incredibly popular trucking page on Facebook.
     
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