11 miles, one case? What about the other 9 miles after you drink the case in the first 2? I thought I gave you all the help you needed for planning your trips!
LUCKY? With Wolfie? What have you been sniffing? Check your Carbon Monoxide alarm...must not be working!
Otter, you're logic is failing. If I were to walk to Brownsville (closest place to get the beer I want) I would need to buy more than I can realistically carry in order to make it back home and still have beverage to enjoy.