Stay away from Bartash printing in west philly.

Me: I'm here to deliver your product.

Owner: Yea, so?

Me: I'd appreciate it if you could move your truck so I have enough space to safely back up to your dock for off loading. Otherwise this is gonna take a long time.

Owner: Ain't gonna happen.

Me: Sign refused here, have a nice day jerkoff. I'll be more than happy to sell your crap to whoever wants it.

Questions?

 

Sorry 900,000,000

 

Ha! No problem. I wondered what that was about and then realized it was probably sent to the wrong inbox. Got a chuckle out of it anyways. It's all good.

 

yea meant for someone else accidentally hit your page

 

Just to be clear, This is a VERY dangerous part of town. There are shootings regularly and the police can be found visiting this company all the time. Don't believe me? Click here: https://www.google.com/maps/@39.933...ata=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sv2KM8bNCZ00AcWYUMbfIHQ!2e0

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Noticed on the corner there's a lil self loading wrecker with a red Ford flex in the air, another cop is there. Pretty weird they didn't edit that all out or take new ones yet.

Edit: added link!

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.933...ata=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sVzDwgfN-xrV3kbkG6AkLFA!2e0

 

I hear they're not doing so good anyway. So maybe we won't have to go there anymore.

 

Another big shooting just the other night. Watch your back out there.

 

Makes me thankful I run my regional route

 

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air