Stupid signs in bathrooms

All words from hereon are now deemed "bad" and will no longer be tolerated. From now on, we shall all communicate entirely in the far superior dolphin dialects of the south seas.

[video=youtube_share;v8b_I5IjNE4]http://youtu.be/v8b_I5IjNE4[/video]

 

[video=youtube;Jzah0A6IC5o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzah0A6IC5o&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url][/video]

 

Hey, there's an idea. Just snip the plug off some old headphones and plug it in while I'm using it so it'll shut up.

 

In a bar,
If hose is short, Pressure is poor, Stand close, Don't piss in our dam floor.

 

A chauffer/taxi... And the machine has audio prompts