The Legend of the Ghost Trucker

You sorta killed the joke there...

 

my cousin who drove a truck for years used to tell me a ghost story about a girl names misty from Alabama he said it happen in the 50's that one night her and her boyfriend were driving down the road and got in a argument that stopped along the side of the road and got out there car still fighting the boyfriend pushed misty out in the road in front of a big rig and that misty still roams the earth in Alabama that when trucks go by she will appear in the passenger sit of there truck asking if they were the trucker that ran over her

 

I remember back in my Army days, there was the legend of the "phantom #######"... whenever a unit went to the field, the Phantom ####### would leave "deposits" on the ground for some unfortunate soldier to inadvertently end up low crawling through. Happened to me twice when I was in Korea, and we used a training area that had just been vacated by the ROK Army.

 

and let's not forget about PHANTOM 309

 

I guess many Swift drivers got the ultimate beat down. Any given truck stop across the U.S. always has someone male truck driver whispering about not having any panties on.