I cal BS on that statement. The oldest profession is farming. There were farmers before there were ever any hookers
@mountaingote it's all in how you define "Farmers". There were "Planters" before Flesh Peddlers sure, but I'm not sure the Crop was finished being harvested before transactions were being consummated. .....
Can hear it now.....Amos, if you'll give me a bushel of wheat when the harvest is in, I'll take you behind the barn & do what your wife won't do.
I 'resemble' that remark !!! ........ Truth be told - I grew a gut on Nathan's Hot Dog 'wannabes' at the Vince - only option after loosing my looks on the pavement was to start driving wood alcohol out of Sayerville !! LOL. NOW BE NICE - Or I ban ya !!
I'm afraid that I'm going to have to call all of you on the 'oldest profession' ........ the oldest profession, IMHO, is vandalism ........ think ancient cave drawings !!
Makes you wonder with all those anthropologists theorizing what they meant, it was probably along the lines of "Og eats moose ####"
Your just P/O ed because I can't FedEx out food products to anyone anymore !! LOL. BTW - Everyone named Og is going to be calling you out on harassment now !!
I wanna know why I got called Moose Lips, that Moose was lyin' ! ..... I never so much as held her hand. paw. hoof. whatever. Harumph.