What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

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    Careful what you ask for...

    3 guys on beach, saw a bottle floating near and something paper inside. 1 swim to retrieve, 2 pops the cork 3, reads the msg. It says: I am a Genie and have been conjured into the bottle as vapor....Blow across the opening and I will be released. Each of you will get a wish granted. So they WHOOSH and BAM, there he is. Make your wish...
    One said: I want a million dollars. Shazam, he disappears. Two ask, what happened? Genie replied :He is over at treasury to pick up his million.
    Two said: I want to be a movie star. Shazam, thunder and lightening, his cell phone rings. Text is airline boarding pass to Hollywood in the morning.
    Three said: I wanta to be a STUD.....Shazam, he disappears. All is quiet.
    Two is puzzled, Genie, where is Three and what is he doing.? Why he is between the sheetrock holding up a wall in St Louis, MO. Why?
     
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    @Dave_in_AZ, this hurtful comment sent shockwaves throughout our household.

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  3. JolliRoger

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    Sure would. No need for galvanized posts and stainless steel wires...Get by with some Bois de Arc (BoDock) and 2 point barbed wire.(BobWar).
     
  4. Dave_in_AZ

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    When he first started doing these, we strongly recommend everything he made have a few kitties on it.
     
  5. JolliRoger

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    @Opus "Not set in Stone" translates to "Stiff mixed Mortar." Go cut off a piece of plowline. Be passable in GA:as we use it all time, fully adjustable.& washable...
     
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    No way Jose - I refused to pay 20 when I was still in austin. Waked out of one place. F em.
     
  7. hope not dumb twucker

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    Taining hail thunderstorm in Cheyenne. Making some interesting sounds on the sleeper. My luck they’ll tell me I’m done and have to get out in this ####.
     
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    It's money well spent if I say so myself
     
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