What if it Snows?

I lost my license plate, so had to call Landstarve.

Now have to do all the official safety stuff.

Well since that can has been opened, might as well let the insurance man pay for it.

 

You know the genius at corporate asked why I hit the deer.

 

We are on a mission this morning to clean a week’s worth of bug guts off the Blue Bombers grill and windshield— it’s pretty dramatic

 

You tell him that you found the only one in the state of NE that wanted to commit suicide??

 

The OM burnt down our next two loads since we ain't making delivery today.

They were good one's too.

I mean they were crap, and fuel to the moon.

 

Oh he wasn't the only one. There were 3 or 4 fresh kills up to that point.

All fully obliterated.

I was even thinking I hope it isn't our turn.

 

Say, I didn't hit the deer, the deer hit me. And I want my money back

 

Should have said, well you know I have anger management issues. That deer made me angry jumping out in front of the truck like that. So in a fit of road rage, I ran it over. Not to worry though, I called my counselor and talked about it. Things are better now.

 

Or a horse.