What if it Snows?

Maybe it’s because Max Verstappen doesn’t drive in NASCAR.

 

Well hit the Mega Millions last nite - Matched one number AND the Mega Ball for a grand total of


4 bucks -

 

What's 4 times more than 0? Infinity more than me.

You going to buy a coffee and a donut?

 

Lmao!
I got 3 numbers one time and thought I was gonna get a couple hundred bucks.
I got like 2 bucks.

 

Donuts are bad. Coffee good.

 

This is why we eat chickens.

 

Cut my night short early this morning. Got into it with dumb people. I HATE echo on the CB. People turn it up too much and then yell into the mic. This results in garbled noise.

Told a guy turn off the effin echo and I could hear him. I meant to say understand, not hear. So billy big rigger says if I can’t hear his radio then there is something wrong with mine. Well, I have a decent radio too. But it doesn’t define the size of my Johnson.

And I will violently enter your cab and strangle you with your special radio mic. I know in general where he lives and parks his truck. I am very observant. I also have sharp wire snippers. Usually I am against touching other people’s stuff but this jagoff deserves it.

 

This sand yard has 4 silos. They only have two different sand meshes. So it’s easy to tell which one to use. You check in and they can’t tell you which side to pull in on. The effing computer screen is right there. You can see it from the window. Only one guy here will tell you at check in where to go. ALL the others say to wait in your truck and they will call you on CB. 60-90 seconds later they call you. Why can’t we skip that part? Tell me while I am standing there looking at the same screen you are.

I am the only truck here. This isn’t difficult. I hate extra steps that contribute nothing to the task. Maybe this a government run sand facility?????

 

Put a quarter between the glad hands on the supply side.

 

Insert truck for car, no damage done but will drive him crazy