What if it Snows?

Call Greta. She knows people.

 

I could just tell her when I get home in the morning. She makes me kale omelettes on our solar powered griddle. We also share a glass of almond milk and then head to the bedroom for adult time. That is the only place that anger of hers is useful.

 

Thats the look I get every time I tell her an electric semi just won’t due in my line of work. She doesn’t believe me. Our relationship isn’t perfect.

 

Powers that be Thankyou secretly for helping the economy. Publicly they shame you.

 

Of course.

 

That’s some ########. Are they profiling you?

 

No seaweed and tofurkey bacon?

everyone can’t be perfect,besides then there wouldn’t be makeup sex. That’s when you need that almond nut milk.