What if it Snows?

So— we had our first disagreement with Big Daddy this afternoon— one of the hotrod superintendent’s pickup went down a couple weeks ago (1 of 4 that the transmission grenade’d in less than 20k miles and I won’t reveal the brand name but it rhymes with Chevrolet) and I had to give my hotrod Ferd to him so’s he could continue to be a hotrod superintendent and I been running around to the borderlands in a brand new Colorado that Big Daddy thinks is the bomb— anyway, it’s a pile of steaming #### — not the solid kind, but the wet stinky, oozing kind— that cripples a near about 61 year old decrepit man after about 70 miles and I just got back from a 300 mile turn and got out ready to fight Mom, Pop and Baby grizzer bears and he asked me how I liked the new truck so I told him— he thought I was joking but I wasn’t when I told him to jackknife it up his ###

 

Um, you know, I've tried any number of 'get alongs' and 'quick fixes' but I can honestly say I've never made a bidet out of a water bottle. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just saying.

 

It is a unique and creative approach to a bad situation and has been filed into the memory bank

 

Did you get your proper justice?

 

Had a Petershaker that did that to me one time. Something about the seat nearly crippled me. I’d get out and could barely walk. Only had it for a week. This one.

 

That’s the power steering reservoir. Never seen a see through one

 

That's the power steering reservoir, and he uses ATF is my guess

 

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I didn’t want to do it, but my hip, knee and neck has caused me to invest in another 30 pack and I’m currently doing some pain killers along with 4 ibuprofen— MF’er put a hurt on me