What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. JolliRoger

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    I am with you @MACK E-6 Faint at getting stuck. Stuck is the operative phrase. I can cheerfully make you a standing offer.
    A nurse takes my hand and draws up to prick a finger for a smear, I will be on the floor before she hits my finger. Any where, any amount.

    Now they can drain me thru inside elbow vein; as I watch, and if dull needle help them push it in. While joking to them it is AB+, do not waste.

    Army doctor once told me: If you were completely restrained; and I cut your throat, you would die from shock before you bled out.
     
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    It went, but uff da! Was the polka music loud.
     
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    Some of us don’t even what “uber” is.
     
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    I could live with just about anything else, but tattoos on her face is definitely too much.
     
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    I know that pain. That cost more than lawn landscape insurance. For 4 months
     
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    What about the templates the parlor has for women to select from? Saw one I thought especially explicit.
    Showed a little kitten low on the woman's belly with a discreet arrow pointing downward. Emphatic....
     
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    Caught. Up. They do a good job of snow removal here. Ma y get a little more Friday
     
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    Lets not get into that this late in the evening, Us old folks try to get to bed by 12 anyway...:oops::oops:
     
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    Welcome to Fly by Nite trucking. Here's your new ride.
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    It is always worse when described by the man who has had it. Whew, its over. Not gonna lie, was worried. etc, etc,