What if it Snows?

Here is one from the Babylon Bee:
Progress: A.I. Now Only Racist Against Italians

What’s funny is this morning I made some hummus and put a lot of garlic in it and after having some it does really give you garlic breath. Oh and I’m wearing a track suit like I do every day.

 

Too close. They'll Probly have screaming kids and barking dogs. Roosters too

 

It's a National embrassment. Apparently selling my boat last month was a good idea. I don't do well being told what to do when I'm minding my own business.

 

Or a biker with load pipes. Even worst a OTR trucker.

 

Just imagine, a nice couple buy that completed out line there and settle in. All furnished, landscaped, relaxing. So glad there own place, out here,
and the view... Then turns her head and looks the other way... Big flat white surface with this monster star on it sticking up over the next fence...
HOA on speed dial.....
(Benyo Trucking was away when they shopped, monitored the build, and moved in. Home on steak eating binge now.)

 

At least it (not shure if it is even human at his point, may be someplace in the troll to demonic specrtum) has an honest quote in the media:

"We’re not trying to ruin anyone’s fun,” Kotek reassured. “We’re simply ensuring that water activities align with the state’s commitment to safety, harmony, and revenue collection.”


It is heavy into revenue collection to pay for all the new splash cops, their new equipment, and of course all the new administrative overhead that will be associated with this new bureaucratic nightmare.

 

the video jut below the article is funny as hell haaaa