What if it Snows?

Lol yep I'm an ###.

 

They start dragging out 20lb crappie, I’m hook’n the boat up and pointing the Dodgemobile that way

 

I burned a tree or two back in my younger days.

 

tva built a dam in columbia Tn in the 70's on duck river but the treehuggers kept it from going operational . When at somepoint it was decided to disassemble divers went to the base of the dam something to do with the generators being removed . Divers came back and said they wernt going back in without a cage , ginormous catfish said they had to be 200lbs .

 

Did the white stuff about the same time— fornicate’d and drank for 3 days and nights straight at a party in the hinterlands of the Ho and figured I better not ever do that again

 

I’ve heard that same story only it was santee cooper. I think it’s ########. Largest caught in SC I think is this one. 136 pounds. Big, but not 200 pounds.

 

That would definitely feed the starve’n Pygmy population in… never mind

 

Probably taste like ####.

 

If you’re starve’n, probably don’t give a F what it tastes like— besides, give em a couple cans of cream of mushroom soup, some onions and a Dutch oven and it’d come out alright