What if it Snows?

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

 

Indeed.
In other news, the dude who invented the frozen burrito died too.
I think that's much more important.

 

They both got rich off of feeding the masses fake promises and ########.

 

There's a place in Tucson that makes those. We've delivered beans there in the GIANT GAYLORD BAGS from North Dakota.

Pretty big freaking place. How many burritos can be made with twenty-two(22) tons of beans???

A lot. That's how many.

So like most other awesomest things, there's a good chance your burrito has come from the most Awesomest State.

 

That explains why they are always huuge let down.

 

You have to measure it like a cat’s tail, from the “dot”

 

frozen burritos founder dies - Yahoo Search Results
thats just sad. On the other hand Dick Cheney dying is a win for humanity

 

Ok, but I'm going to answer you by asking you two questions- Ever had a cup of super-hot, almost nuclear hot coffee, I'm talking the old Mc Donalds hot coffee that would melt the crotch off of an old woman? And did you blow on it to cool it off before taking a sip?

 

Go outside when it's 20f & 20mph and get undressed. Get back to us on how that worked for ya.

 

No, I put about 4 ice cubes in it.

Sure the wind dissipates heat faster, but it doesn’t make it colder than ambient temperature. So it can’t be colder than the actual temp. It will just get to that temperature faster