Why don’t lifeguards get athletes foot?

You ain't kidding about the ocean.

I go to the ocean before I go to the doctor these days. A lot cheaper. An more fun!

Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

I drank 2 box wines today. I'm big into a healthy lifestyle.

 

rub this all over your feet and balls, (hydrogenated castor oil and aluminum voodoo) no sweat no smell no funk, it's magic

 

Where's the dignity?

 

Ours are trained to hit the tourists, not locals. If it does happen...the ocean will happily clean you.

Better than Texas toe funk!

Lest you can wash bird **** off.



Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

plugging up your pores ain't healthy.

I've never been able to use an antiperspirant without breaking out in some rash or crap.

 

Twin fiddles, and a steel guitar.

 

I get tired watching people eat

 

If your in Minnesota, you should be drinking Hamm’s or Schmidt Beer.

 

Or, if he's into a healthy lifestyle and diet, then consider Post #22