What if it Snows?

No "Salad Odors" at Rest-n-Rants or you refuse to Out-n-Eat??

What other "Foodie Bits" offend yer Nostrils?
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Lysol, Glade AND Incense would overpower all other Senses, except the Sense To "SPLIT THAT SCENE, w/w.o. anutter human bean.

 

Yah it's frum last yeer, butt sew watt:

Just the usual DOOM, Gloom & Hilarity.

 

I had a visitor this afternoon, in fact, he just left. I have not seen this guy in years. He does not know how to handle a seizure. As luck would have it I think I had what is called a complex focal seizure. We were talking about the Swift purchase and the next thing I know he is standing close to me asking if I am OK. He also dialed 911. I was not able to stop the call, so EMS was here. I think that will be about a $600 bill for basically nothing. One of the men made a radio call they were available and since they did not do anything I am hoping I get a discount!

 

Harry, Bill and Freddie all die in a tragic & sudden car accident.

They find themselves standing with St. Pete at the Pearly Gates. St. Pete says "Boys, y'all were taken before your time and the Lord wants to make amends."

"His holiness is giving you one wish and a return to Earth. All you have to do is yell out your wish as you jump into that hole in the ground over there." *points to hole*

Bill, taking the initiative, rushes the hole, yells "I want to be a billionaire!".... He returns to Earth, and so it was.

Harry, seeing that it worked for Bill, goes next. Just before he hits the hole he shouts "I want to be the Prince of England!".... And so it was.

Freddie, seeing the successes of his friend charges the hole. He shouts "I want to be.." and suddenly trips on his shoelaces. Just before he stumbles into the hole he shouts: "####-sucker!"..... And so it was.

 

Seizures are rough for the uninitiated, mister.

My old man has grand-mal & my youngest bro has absence-type.

Many years ago my little bro was talking to my ex-wife & he just dropped. Right into an open closet. Looked almost like a prat-fall if you didn't know better. She panicked & squealed - I yarded him outta there by his ankles.

More recently we'd exited a store. He began drifting right and just wandered away.... Wasn't hurting anything & wasn't in danger, so I just watched.... Then he's at the other side of the parking lot trying to get into a car that doesn't even remotely look like mine. That's when I knew he was gone & I had to go after him.

 

Quoted wrong. Directed towards Cattleman84.

 

Do You Have a Fear of Long Words?

"That's a mouthful" means different things in different states of conciousness.
Now That's a Mouthful

The longest English word is the chemical name for a giant protein otherwise known as Titin, and is 189,819 letters long and takes more than three hours to say!

https://cw39.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2020/09/longest-word.pdf

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!

 

Antidisestablishmentarianism


Was a bonus word on every spelling test in 4th grade... Still not sure if that spelling is correct.

 

With the WEATHER CHANGES PLANET WIDE, and they'll only continue to get weirder and STRONGER, be glad there's a Winter at all.

Lady "Spring" will be smoked into History.

Spring will just be an early Summer and Fall will be extended Summer with VIOLENT RAIN STORMS as well insane TORNADOES and HURRICANES.
Then there will be the FLOODS of which intensities are only increasing.

Lots of LOOMING DOOM and matters not where one be.

Nowhere To Run, Nowhere To Hide.

 

I agree, funny story! I was in the parking lot of our local Sams club about this same time last year. I was with my daughter. I was almost to the vehicle when I went into a bad tonic clinic seizure. I remember Keri was sitting on the pavement holding my head when a lady came by and said she had been praying for that demon to leave me. Keri and I looked at each other and later on started laughing. I can see how somebody that knows nothing about this could assume I was possessed!