Where is everyone #5

That's what I thought about her,not bad looking for a female driver,but I always thought she kinda looked like she had been rode hard & put away wet one too many times.

 

We are painting our snowman today. I figured maybe a ok shortcut for a outdoor wood statue would be spray paint....
the white isn’t going very far....

 

Walked in to the Mexican restaurant and saw the owner’s pretty daughter with a set of candy cane antlers on her head.

What do you have on your head?

“Antlers. You don’t like them?”

I’m thinking of how ridiculous I would feel if my employer had me wear antlers.

“I look ridiculous? Oh my God...WHY????”

You don’t. You are young and beautiful. You are, however, the only person in here that can get by wearing antlers.

(she looks at the others)

“I will accept your compliment.”

 

Incase you start a thread with this title I have something to contribute.

Years age there was a movie with Woody Harrelson, Demi Moore and Robert Redford, I cant remember the name but the deal was that Redford offered Harrelson a million bucks to sleep with his wife (Demi Moore) and Harrelson agrees so my ex asks me if I would let her sleep with another man and I told her "Only if I can watch".... Not the answer she was lookin for.

 

If there's one thing I've learned, and I'm pretty hard to school, men will almost, or in my case NEVER have the answer they're looking for. I've found that when they're looking for an answer complete silence is rarely what they're after but it usually has the least amount of negative impact on the situation.

 

Indecent Proposal. Stupid movie.

Why so? What would have happened if the rich guy had offered $10mil to have a go with Woody, how would Woody respond to a beef injection?

 

Antlers can be very attractive. At least in certain circles.

 

Many times, it’s a test, sort of a challenge...

 

I shudder too think lol