Pervert parking

you know it is an icky place when they have a penicillin vending machine in the lobby. lol

 

We have this place called Fantasies near the beach in Fort Myers Florida .

Been there for all of my 35 years I've been here and looked like it had been there 35 before.
Big hangout with no cover to drink $1 cold beer and watch nice looking young ladies in G strings dance on a nice big stage with seating for 30 around it

Most of them knew how to dance and most were lookers Even at a buck a seat at the stage they Made some decent money with out even doing private dances for $10.

Crowd was interesting some nights being about 100 Shrimp boats would be holed up right down the street for 3 months waiting for the shrimp to move.

Used to hit it almost every night on my drive back from my furniture store in Cape Coral to my home in Naples .
It was good for 2 beers , $2 and 2 dances and a buck to the waitress and a potty stop .

Went in there for the first time in 20 years being my buddies boat is right down the way.

Cover was $10. Beers were $6. The stage was no longer there but was a Pit with seating for 8 where you view the next contestant that gets dragged back to the booth for a $25 Private dance.

Not to mention .There were girls in there that I Cannot Unsee.

Even with my buddy flipping the bill to reward me for rebuilding his carb on one of his engines, after 2 beers I couldn't wait to get out of there.

I almost went to MonsVenus when I was up in Tampa in the fall, one of my old haunts .

Afraid what I might see in there these days

 

It works.It park at the one in Arkansas all the time.

 

It’s not art it’s graffiti

 

Those ladies like most strippers look better with their clothes on.

 

I feel like I’m in the pervert parking section tonight. Three door knockers in the first ten minutes after I pulled in and that was before it got dark. Parked at a bp gas station across from Campbell’s in maxton nc.

 

They got bills too.

 

I don't think social distancing is going to work ....

I'll show myself out, thank you.

Sirscrapntruckalot - Lizards gotta earn that $$$. Pimping ain't easy or cheap...- A pimp, somewhere.

 

See if the Grandma is out tonight. She just looking for any spare coins you have. She even say she not lady of the night. Ha ha

Their is a much better place to park like 10 miles away. The close at midnight open like 6 am. They have some really good breakfast sandwiches. They have a CAT scale. I believe it Pembroke NC

 

I’m guessing the conversation for their tele-lap dance goes something like this.


I’m gonna megabyte you till it megahertz until you dot com.