What if it Snows?

No, Should have struck a match to determine if it was close enough to harm you.

 

Says you are wise beyond your years. You have learned to shift the blame to others. A much desired trait by those who do not have it.

 

i blame my wife for stuff all the time. I even win most (not all) of my arguments with her.


She’s just never around when I do it.

LOL

 

I wish, but no it says I'm a dumb ### because I let her pick out a pos Vizio from Sam's Club.

Y'all wouldn't believe the #### show in the city since Gov Greggypants lifted the stay at home BS. 90 deg outside and people are in full masks and gloves like the air is poisonous. Had a goosesteppin security guard act like a jerk off because I was walking in without a mask on. I told him "criminals wear masks, you want me to put on a mask and rob the place?" In typical fashion, he acted like he was some ###### and told me "that wouldn't be a good idea".

 

Otter: We had this argument the other day and I told you that I was right.

Otters wife: NO we did not. And if you tell me I'm wrong again, I'll stab you in your sleep

 

Agreed. It's hard to ask forgiveness for being left handed, however. Leaving it at that. God forgave me, as he enslaved me... (to being lefty.)

 

I thought only girls had 'taint' ??!?!?

 

Forgive me, Dave? For being left handed, and talking to Canada Troy? (Alls I got. Sry.)