Hit Curb No Damage

yes, you committed a crime. that store clerk took down the plate number, color, and name of the company. most likely the Texas Rangers, state police and the US Marshal's are looking for you right now.

if i were you, i'd dye my hair a different color, maybe deep purple, put on a fake beard, and maybe wear a clown suit.

that ought to make you look invisible to the lawmen...

 

i dunno, they'll have thier guns drawn.

they may not like people in clown suits.

 

He should make a run fo Seattle. They have a LEO free zone.

 

Just remember next time you come close to doing this again that curb lives matter.

 

I pull a 48 foot trailer around a city doing food deliveries. Curbs and sidewalks are your friends.

 

It happens just don't get stuck in the grass if you gotta go go fast hammer down and rooster tail it outta there

 

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