Canada vs USA

One thing is apparently Saskatchewan doesn't know how to plow their roads. As soon as you cross into North Dakota the road conditions improve immediately.

 

Yes, Canada has a monarch. No, it is not the Queen of England.

BTW, Queen Elizabeth actually served her country... during a war, even. Unlike that coward cadet bone spurs who is currently occupying the oval office.

 

Shes your mommy. Mommy mommy mommy. You better watch what youre saying on these webs. The queen might send her guard your way.

 

Pipe down, subject.

 

Canada vs. USA

Canada is crushed in less than 12 hours, Trudeau signs unconditional surrender.

 

Nah, we'll just burn down the White House... again.

 

Canada vs. USA

The military will just aimlessly wonder around as the Commander in Chief rage tweets before he realizes he meant to send the troops to Mexico, but forgot who he was wanting to insult today.

 

Dude, nobody ias denying that canadian women are hot and canada is a beautiful natural resource. But thats where it ends. If we wanted to, we'd make you guys scream uncle. Lol. We havent even touched on quebec. Montreal is full of sissy boys.

 

To the op

You might want to go to landstar in the southwest of the USA.....

 

Do you put your fist up in the air while eating your humus and donating to a refugee group?