Where is everyone #5

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  1. singlescrewshaker

    singlescrewshaker Road Train Member

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    Picture it, Sicily 1922..
    4 Guido's just hanging out on the corner. (I'm a filthy wop myself)

    Big Sal looks up & says to the other 3 wise guys he's with, "Hey Pauly, Nicky, Vinny, look over there, it's Jimmy fock'n 2 lane over there!!" "The balls on this guy coming through our neighborhood!!"

    I know you don't like the name Jimmy, but sounded funny in my head..

    "Jimmy fock'n 2 lane.." LoL
     
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  3. jamespmack

    jamespmack Road Train Member

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    Now that's funny! You a day drinking?
    I just hide on the little roads cause my fan club says I'm not a real trucker.

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  4. clausland

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    I'd forget once in a while, then cuss at myself for being stupid. You wouldn't want to forget though about keeping them thumbs outta the inside of the steering wheel, ouch...
     
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  5. Wasted Thyme

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    Ironically there's a broker on here call jimmytwotimes. He's in the https://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/threads/fingers-crossed.1948652/unread thread. lol
     
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  6. beastr123

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    Always watching for bovine And canine landmines
     
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  7. stwik

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    Gotta love coming up the big hill before Saluda, NC.... passing all these “large cars” and don’t see em again until the construction zone in Hendersonville as they decide to speed all the way through.....

    “What’s going on up ahead with this traffic?!”

    probably a wreck. Or, you know, construction in the 55mph construction zone :rolleyes:


    I ain’t perfect but jayyyyyyysus. Cmon drivah, ya gotta be smarter than stupid ol’ Stwik out here.
     
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  8. Rontonio

    Rontonio Road Train Member

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    Exactly
     
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  9. stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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    Not quite sure what to make of it, yet



    Doing Chinese for supper. Hope y’all have a nice weekend. :)
     
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  10. singlescrewshaker

    singlescrewshaker Road Train Member

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    LoL, I wish I was half in the bag.! Unfortunately no.. :oops:
    Just watched too many 1990's mob movies.
    Brains are cooked from being in the sun too long.. :biggrin_25526:
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