Where is everyone #5

Ok, I'm sexy and irresistible also. the girls scream when I walk into a room !!......but i may be misinterpreting it wrong too.

 

I had a guy earlier who brake checked me as I was entering town going down from 60 mph to 30 mph, he was making a left hand turn and decided to come to a compete stop without even using his freakin turn signal, then as he’s making his turn he stares at me after I braked so hard I thought I had a load shift (all good), threw my left arm up in the air like, “Wtf are you staring at? You’re the moron that doesn’t know how to use a turn signal”

 

I would but I’ve already hopped to two different companies prior to this one so I’m kinda stuck right now

 

Rofl now that I think of it the face he made was probably of disappointment, “#### it! So freakin close.” Luckily I was paying attention; Jesus and then there was this guy riding a bike down a bridge with no shoulder into oncoming traffic, I was luckily in the right lane; man @HillbillyDeluxeTruck just what kind of circus tour did you send me on hahaha the scenery was nice at least, looks better than I imagined

 

I blasted the air horn at a group of ladys riding bike on the frickin highway not like old ladys but like those hardcore biker ppl like lance armstrong... They was halfway in the travel lane on a narrow 2 lane highway with oncoming traffic... So i blasted the air horn and one of them must of got scared and ran up into the ditch face first.... All i could say " buncha frickin morons" ... i bet they cussed me out and labeled me one of them crazy truck drivers that ran us off the road.. kinda sad how much stupidity exists in the world.... If u gonna ride in the travel lane dont be surprised when theres .... U know.... Trucks and #### driving on it ?

 

I blew my air horn too and the dude waved his arm like, “Yeah I know I’m a f’n idiot”

“Carry on”

 

I almost walked into one of those once never seeing one in my entire life and I forgot what the symbol looked like on the door, but I looked at it like “What in the #### is that?”, then it donged on me and I quickly found the men’s room lmfao

 

That is where u go to get some tranny fluid if u know what i mean

 

Same here I didn't know what I wanted to do after high school and deff wasn't gin throw money out