What if it Snows?

Figured I'd post this here for you rather than highjack the other thread... Legal weights for standard 5 axle class 8 trucks.

Total max gross weight: 80,000
Max steer axle weight: 20,000 (but most companies run tires and/or axle that limit this to 12,000)
Max tandem drive weight: 34,000
Max trailer tandem weight: 34,000

 

The few times I've been in a huge manatee waiting to get into a plant, there's no sign of the enterprising young man/woman in a food truck.

Hence the need for "Ham and Swiss à la Volvo."

 

Is that LA Roache of the de la Coach family?

 

Cousin to the "Gut Wagon" family?

 

Must be "that timeof year again"....seeing a bunch of "just got fired" threads popping up. Why don't they give the whole story?

 

Putting down 1/2 hour delivery at wallyworld. Afraid DOT will die laughing.

 

A very honorable tradition of excellence dating back to the donner party Chuck wagon. I hear they even dip a sock and some under garments in the French onion soup to add genuine fromunda.

 

That would explain the smell... But I don't care as long as it tastes good and makes a solid turd.

 

If they did that how would we help them? It's much more fun to speculate on the true nature of their demise.

 

"Driver, that simply ain't possible. Pull around, come in, drop your keys in the fish bowl, face the wall, and pull your pants down"......