Where is everyone #5

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  1. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    We got that too in montana. Ta in missoula. Freds lounge is right next to the fuel island. Even a motel next to the strip club so u could catch crabs and take em back with ya eastbound . Montana gots it all ! :D
     
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  3. farmerjohn64

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    Man I gotta do something to cut loose and have some fun rofl I’ll buy some Mr. Clean and a sponge
     
  4. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    When I was young and good looking, I bought a 1911 that was gold colored with pearl handles. Really pretty gun for open carry. When I got to be old and ugly, I saw that video and wanted an ugly open carry gun. The Rhino was the ugliest gun around.

    Bought it, loved it. No muzzle flip. Got it custom cerakoted and loved it even more. Lot's of people wont open carry. I will.
     
  5. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    The Strip Club....

    For scientific research, when you go to the strip club, identify and describe the alpha female.
     
  6. farmerjohn64

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    Hahaha I’ve never been, don’t consider myself too good or better than anyone who goes, just not really my style but it’s pretty lonely out there on the road; I’ll see if I can obtain this “research” for you in the form of a lap dance
     
  7. farmerjohn64

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    Hickok 45 was one of the first places I learned about that gun, it’s like the modern day Schofield, I’d probably have the same feeling if I actually bought it
     
  8. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    Use tinder or any dating app. Just look up girls inthe cities u deliver to
     
  9. farmerjohn64

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    So what’s the caliber? I tried to find the pic to get a better look at the cylinder, but no dice
     
  10. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    No lapdances. That's for the guys who think with their pickle. Think about it:...

    "Hi I am Diamond. What's your name? John? Want a lap dance? I will give you the best lap dance you ever had in life!"

    Stop. It's a lap dance. A dick tease. If that's all you're after, go get a bottle of baby lotion and flog your meat. It's much cheaper.

    "But Six, I am lonely."

    You are only going to get frustrated and blueballed at a titty bar. Save your money. You are better off going to a bar and striking up a conversation with a cute barkeep. At least a barkeep will still be nice to you when you quit forking out the bills. Do you know how to converse with a woman?
     
  11. farmerjohn64

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    When I had a match account I got the occasional prostitute message, which at the time wasn’t well received and respectfully declined but now I’m not so sure that I would lmfao although I’d prefer to give a relationship a go again, much harder to get that it would seem
     
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