New Cereal

That's soy juice, according to Lewis Black. Soy beans don't have a nipple.

 

Since we are talking about breakfast, let's go to Lewis Black at his health club, IHOP:

 

Gawd. When I was a kid, I'd sit on the floor, legs crossed, in front of the TV with a big bowl, big soup spoon, a gallon of milk, a box of Captain Crunch and watch Looney Tunes all morning. I'd darn near polish off that box of cereal.

 

The Walmart brand is even less and just as good.

 

The first time I heard him, it was the Ihop bit. Love it.

 

Now we sit in front of a windshield and spill coffee all over a white shirt after hitting a pothole

 

Fruit Loops are hard to get out of a white shirt.

As are fruity pebbles.

An don't get me started on Lucky Charms. You do not want a moon to melt to your dash..

Was at Sams Club, wife wanted to look at the cereal. I figured they'd sell it in massive barrels, alas...I was very sad when I discovered...they just sell you two big boxes. I think the Honey Nut Cheerios for two boxes were the same as one at a regular store. I got distracted by a giant cinnamon bun. All thoughts of slightly healthier eating went out the window.

Sirscrapntruckalot - I bet you thought I'd make another cereal joke...I got other Trixs up my sleeve though.

 

Starbucks adult latte with your adult cereal?