Where is everyone #5

They don't take it all off in the States?

Showgirls was pretty seedy back then. They remodeled it a couple years back. Well the outside anyways. I only have a vague idea of what it looks like inside from Fubar 2. It got a good cleaning inside this spring at least!

 

Online dating? Proceed with caution.

1. Had a friend of mine who retired from the air force. He did the online dating thing and met some woman who, in her profile, said that she was INDEPENDENT. Next thing you know, he's making her car payment, her and her daughter's cell phone payments and talking about buying a house. Wow, the sex must be good, right? But wait...I thought she was INDEPENDENT?????

"Well Six, she needs a little help."

Sure she does. It's a money thing, dude. It's not you, it's your money. Tell her that you are not going to buy a house for 6 months and watch her change her tune. Suddenly, when he went to see her, she always told him that her daughter was sick and she's looking after her daughter (meaning, she would sleep in her daughter's room).

"How old was her daughter, Six?"

15 years old. Independent means that she wants your money an zero input from you. If you are cool with that, go right ahead and sign your income away.

2. Had a friend that went to some online dating thing for bikers. He told me that he had some woman reach out to him. In her profile, it said that 'any man wanted to get with her had to be on a Harley.' I ask him if she had a Harley. No, she likes to ride on the back. So, she doesn't have anything but requires you to have everything. What does she bring to the picnic? Poon? You're gonna go $20-40 grand in the hole for some poon? That isn't going to end well.

3. Had a friend that joined one of those Russian dating sites. He showed me the pictures of the women he was talking to. Very nice, however ALL the pictures were glam shots. Tell them to send you a picture when they are fresh out of bed, no makeup and hair all messed up. They never would. They're not real women.

"But Six, they're trying to get their travel visas to come and see me."

Sure. And they cant snap a pic with their smartphone and send you a bed hair pic. They're not real. They're trying to get you to send money for them to come and see you. It's a scam. Quit thinking with your pickle.

 

Everything I've heard the bottoms stay on in the USA.
I'm sure someone with more knowledge will chime in.
Married 20 years. Last time I was at a peeler was my stag..

 

My christian eyes are burning

 

Good points, especially #2, haven’t thought much about the “what does she bring to the table” part

 

Oskaloosa iowa for the night

 

Bwahhahaha

 

Don't just date. Figure out what it is that you want. If you want to marry and have a family, start with a good girl. Whenever you see a woman with a whole lot of drama, and relationships and anger issues and stuff like that, run the other way. Find a good girl. She will still naturally be a kind person. Avoid nice. Kind is what you want.

"Aren't they the same thing, Six?"

No. A nice girl will be nice because she wants you to like her. That's not really her. She may be a bische to everyone else but be nice to you in order to get you. When she feels that she got you, she's going to change back to who she really is. A kind girl will be kind to you whether you like her or not. Kindness is the evidence of great strength in a woman.

But before you go out looking for a good woman, make absolutely certain that you are a good Man. These guys you see in this forum, the older guys...they're living in the same Hell that everyone else is living in, but they are calm. They were your age when they married and they've been married longer than you've been alive. These guys are strong like a force of nature. If you really want a good woman, be that Man of her dreams.

 

You seem pretty knowledgeable on this particular subject