Where is everyone #5

Are you one of those weird people who puts ketchup on ur burger

 

Barbecue hamburger, size of your palm unless you have little hands like @D.Tibbitt and medium rare

 

I’m confused what do you put on yours? Pudding with a bump of cocaine? Lmfao I like mayo, mustard and ketchup, but if we’re talkin’ a barbecue burger then I just want some good bbq sauce and a pickle

 

For a female, head butting is usually a defensive technique. Usually.

 

Mustard only. No ketchup or mayo. Toasted bun , with 2 pickles . No lettuce. Extra crispy french fries or tatered tots with ranch.

 

*standing in line behind you*
“Jesus guy, would you like a copy of ‘The New Yorker’ newspaper while you’re at it? Hey Bubba, how’s the DOW and NASDAQ today?”
“Down 3 percent”
“Ohhh tough break”

 

Lmao well lucky for u , i dont usually order that way cuz they never get the order right anyways. So i just take all the extra #### off myself and enjoy my burger how i like it . Plus i dont have to be exposed to the judgement from some crazy bayouboy in overalls behind me

 

Strange and/or extraordinary. Nothing wrong with being weird. They wrote a song about you.