Where is everyone #5

One day I’ll morph into a beautiful pair of suspenders lmfao You could just say I’ll take a hamburger with nothing on it, tell them to toast the bun and ask for mustard packets since I agree they don’t get specifics right

 

Speaking of condiments I’ve been saving this one to make @650cat425 laugh; I was trying to get condiments for 4 hot dogs a week or so ago, mustard, mayo and ketchup; instead of putting them on right away I prefer to put them in my pockets and do it in the truck; well this blonde mid 30’s lady wearing shades was in line for subway, as I went to put a total of 12 packets in my pocket she stared at me the whole time and the first time I noticed I looked at her, paused, then proceeded to grab them rofl “Oh great, another backwater hillbilly stuffing his pockets because he’s too cheap to buy condiments”

 

I'd like to go hunting down Mississippi way sometime !

 

Hell next year I could hook you up in Louisiana haha most places allow guest(s) if accompanied by the owner of the lease

 

I can see it now... should've taken a bite of one hot dog, about half of the whole thing, while making eye contact the entire time. The look on her face would've been priceless!

 

Then walk up to her still chewing and tell her she’s pretty, but with some country accent, “Purdy”

 

I'm so homophobic I eat my hotdogs from the middle.

 

Not even gonna ask how you eat a banana. Let me guess... like a pro, one big swallow.

 

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No ketchup or mayo anywhere near my burger