Where is everyone #5

I used highly combustible rotten sticks and something called “pine wood” or “rich lighter pine” which is basically the core of the pine tree after the rest of the tree has rotten away, but the core is still hard and full of very combustible sap called “rosin”; it’s good for acting as a medium between your twigs/branches and big wood lol people in California are ####in’ idiots, half of what I just said is their problem; instead of keeping up their forests and doing controlled burns they let the whole place become one big tinder bundle just waiting for someone to strike a match

 

Sir, california is no place to bring your logic. Leaving dry wood around all over the place does not start forest fires , climate change does !

 

Honesty I’d be more pissed off about walking out my front door and stepping in a big pile of #### than a forest fire

 

That's what I'm talking about. Craving some Mexican food now

 

Just dont breathe in the california air to hard or u will be infected with some brain disease that has you sporting a man bun and eating kale smoothies

 

I’m sure there’s a single 50 year old Mexican señorita out there somewhere for ya, Brett

 

Everywhere I've worked up until now everything has been digital.

 

My hair’s long enough I could probably manage that now, but I’m not a kale eating sissy haha! My mom doesn’t like my hair

 

Hey kale is awesome! Supposed to be good to boost testosterone. I guess that's why they need the man-buns out there. Can't handle all that test!

 

I seen some guy last week with a Pete/covered wagon who looked just like the dude from Pineapple Express with the mullet, thought that was pretty hilarious