Where is everyone #5

I'll give Comey a heads up to save you the top bunk!

 

His crime (if guilty) has got to be one of the lamest ones ever haha! At least I’d get busted for something cool like black ops and espionage Like giving a bunch of guns to some South American country and starting a revolution, but better than the Bay of Pigs

 

So I was gonna go to the drivers lounge, was looking for it until I read a sign that said “orientation room”, looked to my right and seen like 30 people looking at me lmao! “Well it looks like I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque “ Had one of them ask me if I was in training and I’m like, “Hahahahaha”

 

You should've said:

"nah, I did that yesterday before they gave me a truck".

 

Id played repo man this morning. The driver that was in my old truck refused to run it because "its leaking a lot of fluid all over". I go check it out on my way to deliver and there's some evidence of a leak, so I take it for a quick run and I can't find anything.

Conveniently, it happened where he parks right by where he lives, with his pickup sitting there, back seat full.

Now I have to go drop off my truck, go get that one, which is loaded and drop off in Houston, then reload to take the truck to Dallas and then get back down here to my truck. So there's my week! Lol

 

Bout #### time you got off that couch yep, that’s about right

 

I’m totally missing the punch line here; maybe you meant “after” they gave me the truck? Lmao “Oh you’re here for orientation? Well here’s your keys you filthy trucker!”

 

I got roped into the ‘Senoritas and Magaritas’ Tour. All the other passengers were buying blue pills and some well-meaning person suggested Cialis. I never had issues before BUT this time I was on the Tour.

 

Training is weeks long, if you'd have told them you did training yesterday, then they gave you a truck, they'd be sittin there goin "wtf how'd he get a truck so fast?!"

 

Work smart. Not hard.