What if it Snows?

That maybe it... The deer in the northern rockies Definetally seem to be much bigger bodied than those from elsewhere

 

Yeah, could be A LOT worse.

I could be 3rd in line, AND have trash water dripping down my neck.

I could be living somewhere that I have to dodge sniper fire and light artillery to get bread from the store.

I get it.

But it's my Monday, and I wanna MOOOOAAANNNN!!!

 

Can’t have negative waves without positive waves.
Seems people only want to see the negativity, must be a sine of the times

 

It's a mutha BEAUTIFUL ham......and it's gonna be there!

 

Well, they said "Cheer up, things could be worse".
So I cheered up, and sure enough things got worse.

 

Wrap in foil.

Heat it up in a closed charcoal grill.

Then, prepare the glaze packet

Carefully unwrap the foil from the top, and apply glaze lavishly and lovingly.

Throw some cider-soaked hickory chips on the coals, if ya got 'em.

Close the cooker lid and go away awhile. You already know how long.

Slice the ham, have someone else carry the platter to the table while you excuse yourself to slip on a condom, then join your guests for an orgasmic ham experience.

 

bring some of it to Maine would ya?