Where is everyone #5

Wow. I never knew. Even more glad I don't have one now!

 

Lol I went over a whopping two minutes, less actually

 

Gee thanks Uncle Cat, way to make me feel better LMAO “Wow, glad I’m not that idiot!”

 

Well son, here's what you do... here's uncle cat's path to success and freedom. Take notes.
1. Gain mechanical knowledge and ability.
2. Buy an old truck (something cool. Think paccar)
3. Progressively fix up old truck as you work it.
4. Buy parts you don't need, just because you actually found them.
5. Work on truck most weekends and keep saving money... you'll need it to keep the thing in working condition while all the guys saddled with $2500 monthly payments complain about elds, def, satellite communication, and not being able to idle.
6. Truck like truckers have for 100 years, with a smile on your face, getting 5mpg... but knowing you can always get 5mpg because your onebox won't go caput and your eld won't put you out of service.

 

Revise 15 min on duty not driving to off duty and if asked for a reason say that it was a visit with another driver at a fuel stop or "potty break".

 

What I wouldn’t give for a logbook!

 

Is this something new to the world of Wikipedia or just some colloquial phrasology from a swamp thing?
Let me help you;
to begin to be understood or realized by (someone) for the first time The solution finally dawned on him. It suddenly dawned on me that I hadn't eaten all day.

Dawn On | Definition of Dawn On by Merriam-Webster
www.merriam-webster.com › dictionary

Now my day is complete! Sheathing RED PENCIL for next battle!

 

Methinks that could lend you into waters you could not tred!