Where is everyone #5

Ive done the same thing before. Some of these def pumps are getting so #### slow it takes long to pump 5 gallons of def than it does 100 gallons of diesel.... That #### is gonna hurt if u got it in ur leg hair and arm hair . U will have bald patches . Ask me how i know

 

That's the point I was trying to make. Thinking about building a small workout room in the basement.

 

Okay first 5 seconds I’m lmao from the accidental discharge, but more importantly that is without a doubt @HillbillyDeluxeTruck behind that mask and it was just the other day we were having a conversation and he was talking like a right wing extremist, but here he is making a video for Antifa saying very sternly, “We need to take a stand” LMAO kidding, man, does sound similar though!

 

That and piercings/tattoos. Tattoos used to be for rebels. Some of these chicks have enough metal in their faces I'd be terrified to walk under powerlines with them

 

Oh ####! I’m gonna have to shave my legs!

 

You're old enough to have body hair?

 

That’s exactly how I felt too, #### takes two whole fuels to burn off from a full tank so why tf do I gotta sit here each time to completely fill it up

 

I walked in the store to buy a pack of cigarettes looking like I just thawed out from the last ice age and the lady asked me if I had some ID and I wanted to say, “Lady, have you ever seen a 16 year old grow pube hairs as thick as this on his face? Because if you have that boy needs a drug test because someone’s been pumpin him full of Testosterone like a ####in gerbil for the past 3 years”

 

Lol I thought that was Upchurch, now I gotta raise my Confederate flag and prepare for battle against road pirates