You know you're in trouble when...

Found the capstone lumper. Not being prepared for a retarded situation doesn't change the fact that its a retarded situation. The irony was that the lumper guy could get food practically anywhere/anytime. I could not, and only because he chose to take lunch instead of just bang it out for a few more minutes to finish the job. I've loaded and unloaded my trailers since then... --many times. Never have I just halfway unloaded a trailer of six pallets to go smoke or eat a sandwich. Not saying I shouldn't have been prepared. Just saying its silly for you to miss the actual point of the post and point out some anecdote like you never made a rookie mistake before.

 

...the inspecting officer accuses you of lying through your tooth...

 

What the more neglects to mention is that crazy is contagious!

 

What is this “lumper” y’all speak of?! @Hammer166 @wore out y’all ever hear of such a thing??

 

"We're from the government and we're here to help..."

 

In my foolish past I knew the meaning of the word.

 

This from an actual direction sheet handed me by my dispatcher:

"When you get to the post office, turn right, after 3 miles the road turns to dirt, at the first Y go left, at the second Y go right, at the third Y go left, don't drive through the puddles, they are deep"

The Post office was the only building in "town"

 

Honestly I’ve been in that rodeo! It’s one of the things that pushed me to becoming my own lumper!

 

I knew I was in trouble today when I was in Delmar NY picking up one of my customers cars that wasn’t home and a cop showed up saying I was reported for stealing a car.
First time that’s happened lol.