Pervert parking

Last time I was there the CAT scale was broken and getting worked on-which wasn’t a good thing because I had just picked up at the Campbells plant in Maxton with a 44,000 pound load. Lucky the Lumberton scales on I-95 we’re closed.LOL

 

Got 2 door knocks in less than 20 minutes (from the same woman) at that place-the 1st one I wasn’t even completely pulled into the parking spot yet!lol

 

Eh, long time Portland resident (not any more thank goodness.) Tons of strip clubs yes, but most of them are lame and trashy. You ain’t gonna see any Vegas caliber talent around there. I’d usually hang out at the bar and flirt with the fully clothed bartender who was usually better looking anyway.

 

Question. If one watches porn in the sleeper. Is that considered pervert parking?


Asking for a friend. lol

 

That's prevert parking. Full-on pervert is like that guy that got pulled out of his sleeper in a lingerie outfit on that old episode of COPS

 

No wonder they call it an air-plane if the earth is flat. Airglobe just sounds ridiculous.

 

I'm not in the habit of reviving old threads, but I just discovered the answer to the modern fixtures at Graceland. From time to time, his daughter Lisa comes to town and stays for a few days. It's closed to the tourists while she's there. The microwave and all the other stuff is for her convenience.

Papa Presley would have probably loved it. Or maybe not. His peanut butter and banana sandwiches might not have nuked very well.

 

Elvis was a complicated guy.

They said he always had multiple televisions stacked on top of one another and side by side.

When he saw something on TV he didn't like he pulled out his gun and shot the TV, lol.

Then he would just turn on another one.

You can do stuff like that when you're the King...