Where is everyone #5

Wait a minute. Are you referring to this other topic I've discussed currently? Cuz NO I do not keep candy in the truck to lure in unsuspecting drivers... I haven't done that in well over a year
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Mechanics don't respond to candy.

 

I’ve been waiting all day to laugh at your response Oh come on you don’t have annny candy? That’s a dealbreaker for me

 

S funny that our 389 has one. Its had 3 fenders and a hood in the last 5 years. To be fair none of em was done by an animal. Rookie drivers too impressed at driving a petelcar to know theres more to it than peeking over the dash.

 

Looks like an oilfield truck. Stay far away from anything that was in the oilfield at any price.

 

Buddy hit an owl that totally wiped out his passenger side (edit) windshield. Then on the way to the shop to get it fixed, he hit a turkey. The turkey went right through the window and embedded itself in the back of the sleeper. Literally had to pry it out. What a mess. The smell was so bad. Didn't help that I was laughing so hard while trying not to throw up the whole time. What's the chances? This is the same buddy that tried to intimidate a moose in the middle of the road. The moose got up and tried to rip his driver door off. Almost succeeded too. It ripped off the whole mirror assembly and the broke out the window. By the looks of it, another couple of minutes and he would have gotten the door off. It was pretty mangled. That buddy had crap luck with wildlife for awhile.

 

Lol my first thoughts were a polished Schlumberger

 

Had a conversation with a young friend of mine today. Smaller guy, he’s been hitting the iron with me and his strength is coming rapidly. Apparently to the point of where he is beginning to have haters in the gym. Haters can be used to measure your success. He’s a climber also. I reckon there are haters among climbers and vegans and tree hugging and anything else anyone wants to get into today.

Well, today my friend tells me that he wants to build a Honda Civic so that he can go out and piss off Ferrari owners. Are you sure that Ferrari owners would even notice you? “Oh yeah, they notice. Nothing gets a Ferrari owner’s blood boiling like losing to a Civic.” Really? If I owned a Ferrari, I don’t believe that I would have any interest in anything that anyone could ever do with a Honda.

You know what, hand...if you reach your fitness goals and looked like a Greek god, was the most honorable Man on planet earth,and had a goddess on your arm, rocking your dream car, everyone would hate you and would rejoice in any misfortune that came your way. Don’t be that way.

I think my comments about Honda ticked my buddy off, but he’s hating. I am certain that there has never been anyone who ever bought a Ferrari who was plotting against anyone who could only afford a Honda.

 

While a underdog story is great. Its not a underdog story if your purposely going after the top dog.

Just be who you want, have what you like and don't worry about anyone.

Smile when your civic passes a Ferrari. Dont need to gloat. You have made your point with actions.

 

How’d ya get out? The good old Western way? Or was there a gate or something that was locked and you had to wait on them so that you could get in there lol