Where is everyone #5

Now that I looked at a calendar, Happy 4th

 

Spent my weekend with some friends I haven't seen in over 10 years in kankakee IL. It was good times. Makes me realize how much I really miss having good friends around. Funny to see how much has changed since the last time I was here and how hard the area was hit by the forced govt shutdown. It really killed business here. Places that have been around since before I was born were wiped out....sad.

 

Dang homie you’re movin on up from that tent aren’t ya? Well it could be worse; you could be spending the next 6 to 9 months in Detroit... think I’d tell the doc to just put me down

 

Clearly, the calculations on how to dunk you is in process.

 

Currently have a 3+ pound piece of pig smoking on the grill. It can be done.
Much beer has been involved, so anything could happen.

 

And if there's a cute gal anywhere around when you dock, I'll bet which one of those causes her to strike up a conversation with you.

 

Or you can stay single, happy and financially free. Just saying. Not much in it anymore for a guy. Find a self centered girl who can't cook, clean and really doesn't bring much to the table. By the time you weed through all the crap to find a decent one, you where much better off before you even started. Not to mention you stand to literally loose everything if you pick the wrong one. Good luck with that!

 

We're both having a bottle to figure out who's dunkin' who.....I'd put my money on her.

 

Sadly that isn't far from the truth. Not saying there aren't good women out there these days but they're becoming more rare than a unicorn.

With family court leaning so far in favour of women its almost not worth the risk for a guy who has built himself up.

 

you got a cutie there for sure. Bet she turns out to be a serious smart one.