Where is everyone #5

It looks scarier then it was. I only raised the cab a couple inches from the rubber stop to get the air bag out. If the jack failed, I would not have been injured. No part of my body was in a pinch point. I still had plenty of room under there. It took less than ten minutes to get the old bag out.
I would not get under a jacked up car without jack stands. You are correct to not trust a jack by itself.

 

I have the stands but I guess if you could get a car up with that it wouldn’t matter since you’d use stands lol I didn’t have any room under my car, would’ve fallen right on my chest

 

My uncle Lol. Going through a divorce and got raked over the coals. Like @shooter19802003 said the other day about his friend, my uncle was thinking with his other head Lol. Got married after only 8 months of being together and lasted 5yrs.

"Here take this, she's not getting everything"

Helped him move out yesterday

 

Bottle jacks are much stronger that floor jacks.

I'm part of the blind crowd apparently



This is what I'm seeing.

 

Yeah 10-4

 

Same

 

Do you know how to play poker?

One of the chronic mistakes that guys make is that they show their cards, ALL of their cards, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy too soon.
1. A guy with lots of money flashes his money, tells of his income and job, to pull a girl. Foolish!
2. The guy with the nice car will talk about his car that’s sitting in a garage many miles away. If you have an Italian exotic sitting in a garage 200 miles away, why the heck are you talking this car? To get her attention? Weakness.
3. My youngest brother used to complain about a friend of his that was cool until a girl appeared and SUDDENLY, he would find a reason to take his shirt off to show 6 pack abs. Lame!
4. Last week at the pub, one of my young friends, got in a convo with a cute girl who mentioned that she used to be a cook in the navy. Young blood tells her that he has a passion for cooking and would love to cook for her. Fool!

They don’t get it. Why are you showing your cards before the bets are made? (Pardon me, mods, this will probably be a little crude, so we will keep it at baseball)

If you were swinging major wood and was the home run king, would you carry the bat around with you in public for everyone to see? Or would you wait for the game, with the pitcher winding up to knock it out of the park? Showing your bat when you’re not at bat is stupid. Remember, many pitchers are afraid of the home run king and will prefer to WALK him.

 

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."

~Sun Tzu

 

Float like a butterfly and sting like when I pee

~Peter Griffin